The Ultimate Social Media Jokes Collection
Welcome to our comprehensive collection of social media jokes! We’ve gathered over 80 jokes covering every aspect of social media humor.
Short Social Media Jokes
Why did the social media influencer bring a ladder to the bar? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
I told my friend I was going to start an Instagram for my cat. He said, “That’s just purr-fect!”
Why don’t social media managers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they’re always checking in!
I asked my phone why I wasn’t getting likes. It replied, “You need to update your personality!”
Social media is like a digital detox – you lose all the weight, but somehow gain more stress!
Why did the picture break up with the caption? It couldn’t handle the pressure of the likes.
What do you call a social media account with a lot of followers? A liability!
I only use social media for my mental health. My therapist told me to express myself, so I started posting memes!
Why did the selfie go to therapy? It had too many filters over its feelings!
What did the sad Instagram post say? “I’m just here for the likes, but no one sees me.”
Why do social media managers keep a diary? They want to keep track of their influencer emotions!
I posted a motivational quote on social media. Now my friends think I’m a life coach!
Why did the keyboard get kicked off social media? It kept typing “LOL” but was never laughing!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my timeline…
Why was the social media app always calm? Because it knew how to avoid drama!
My friend just got engaged, and I can’t wait to unfollow the drama!
Using social media is just like jogging. You’re running for the likes!
What do you call an influencer’s book? A very long Instagram caption!
Social media accounts should come with a warning: may cause serious FOMO!
Why was the avatar so confident? It had excellent profile pic-a-boo!
If my selfies had a dollar for every like, I’d be a millionaire by now!
Who needs therapy when you have social media drama? Just scroll it off!
My phone and I have a great relationship. It tells me I’m popular, and I believe it.
Why was the smartphone sad? Because it couldn’t find a good connection!
What did one meme say to the other? “We’re going viral, let’s get together!”
Social media: where everyone else’s life is perfect… or at least filtered to look like it is!
Why did the social media manager bring an umbrella? Because they were expecting cloud engagement!
Medium Social Media Jokes
Why don’t social media influencers ever play hide and seek? Because their followers always know where to find them via their latest check-in! And the worst part? They give away their location in real-time!
My friend posted a picture of their dessert on social media. I commented, “I’m can’t even!” They replied, “You just need to follow the recipe, then you’ll be able to!” I guess everyone’s a foodie these days!
I finally decided to take a break from social media. You know, just to find myself again. I returned and my friends asked where I had been. “Looking for my soul,” I said, but I found it in the comments section instead!
Two social media managers walked into a bar. One said, “What’s your engagement strategy?” The other replied, “To drink and just post selfies with our drinks!” They spent the night creating the ultimate content – and got zero engagement!
Why did the Instagram account break up with its girlfriend? She just wasn’t his type. He wanted followers, but she only wanted likes! He decided it was time to unfollow her all together!
My mother joined Facebook and started posting inspirational quotes. Now I can’t even argue with her because “my son will be great” has 300 likes! I’m just sitting here like… I hope that comes true!
Whenever I take a selfie, I always add a motivational caption and get a ton of likes. One day, I snapped a photo of my cereal and wrote, “Rise and grind!” I got more likes than I ever imagined… Guess breakfast was a hit!
Why was the keyboard scared of social media? Because it was tired of getting a spelling correction every time it posted! “Let’s just stick to texting,” it said with a sigh.
What happened when the social media expert went to the therapist? The therapist asked what was wrong, and the expert replied, “I have too many posts and not enough likes!” That’s when the therapist suggested deleting some followers!
I asked my mom what her favorite type of social media was, and she said, “The one that keeps me connected to the family!” I said, “Well, I guess we’re not using Twitter then!”
A TikTokker was attempting a dance challenge, slipped, and fell. When they posted the video, they captioned it, “When life knocks you down, get back up and go viral!” It got a million views, but only 10 likes! At least they’re famous now!
What do you call it when you see someone in real life after only knowing them through social media? An awkward un-follow meeting! You’re not sure if you should hug or wave, especially if they post a lot of filtered selfies!
Sharing memes on social media is my favorite pastime. The problem is, my relatives don’t find them funny. Last Thanksgiving, I posted one about “Why turkeys don’t like Thanksgiving” and my grandma said, “Are you being disrespectful?” Oops!
I thought about deleting my social media, but then I remembered who liked my posts! I have to keep it just to see those little hearts pop up whenever I share my pizza slices!
Why did the smartphone go to college? It wanted to improve its app-titude! It studied social media marketing and graduated with top likes!
Every time I scroll through social media, I come across someone posting about “self-care.” I started posting about “self-deprecating care.” Now I’m the most relatable person on my friend list!
Why did the artist get kicked off social media? They kept drawing attention to themselves! Every post was just a portrait of their latest achievements, and nobody likes to be self-congratulatory!
My friend was heartbroken after their social media breakup. They said they unfollowed their partner. I told them, “Why not block them?” They replied, “Because I still need to know what they’re up to!”
When I joined LinkedIn, I felt like I was on a digital job dating app. All of my connections said “Let’s network.” I just wanted to find someone who shared my love for memes!
A social media manager told me they were stressed out with work. I suggested they take it one post at a time! They laughed and said, “But I have a real-time feed to maintain!” Guess it’s stress-management via likes!
Long Social Media Jokes Stories
One day, a newbie joined a group chat on WhatsApp. Excited and ready to share, they dusted off their old memes to break the ice. As soon as they posted the first meme, the group went silent. After a few moments, one of the members replied, “You’re going to need new material if you want to stick around!” The newbie panicked but decided to up their game. After weeks of intense meme sharing, they finally made laughter happen in the group! They followed up with a selfie holding a trophy saying, “Best Meme Lord!”… And that’s how the legend of Marcy the Meme Lord was born!
The Twitter war started over a missed retweet. Jane, a social media strategist, tweeted about coffee lovers, and Tom, her colleague, retweeted with a snarky comment about tea. What started as a friendly debate blew into a full-blown Twitter brawl! They each called out followers to pick sides, throwing shade with every tweet. In the chaos, their boss ended up jumping in with a meme of his own, sealing the deal with a pic of a cat sitting in front of a computer: “Team Coffee vs. Team Tea – No one wins!” The hashtag #BestOfficeWar began trending worldwide, and both employees learned that some social media quarrels are best left offline!
Once a local bakery decided to showcase their cupcakes with a fun challenge. They invited people to post their best cupcake-picture on Instagram with the tag “#CupcakeCrushChallenge.” The baker, however, did not anticipate the flood of meme-like transformations! One user created a meme titled, “Cupcakes: The silent instigator of calorie wars.” From that moment, cupcake memes took over the internet, much to the delight and dismay of the bakery’s health-conscious followers. The bakery not only gained thousands of followers but also received requests to apply for a bakery meme page! Who knew spicy competition would sweeten their lives so much?
That Friday, a group of friends decided to go out and take the funniest selfies for social media. Equipped with silly hats and unmatched outfits, they wandered around town. They stopped every five minutes to post updates, competing over who could get the funniest photo. After hours of posing and capturing joy, they compiled the funniest pictures into one glorious collage. The post went viral, resulting in them being dubbed “The Quirk Squad”! Suddenly, brands wanted to collaborate with them on quirky campaigns, transforming their little outing into unexpected fame!
Every Sunday, Jamie held a “Share Your Fail” session among friends on Facebook Live. It started when Jamie posted a hilarious cooking fail that went viral. Every week, more and more friends joined, sharing their funniest mishaps. From burnt dinners to wardrobe malfunctions during selfies, they laughed until they cried. One day, a celebrity guest joined the live stream and shared their epic fail, turning it into a trend! Soon afterward, Jamie’s channel had thousands of followers, and their “Share Your Fail” sessions turned into a celebrated online community. The fumbles indeed brought them together like never before!
Sam was struggling with his first Instagram post. After hours of editing, he nervously hit ‘share’. The photo, however, had a slightly odd filter that randomly turned his skin bright green. To his surprise, instead of ridicule, people flooded the comments with laughter! “Is it St. Patrick’s Day already?” and “Green is the new black!” quickly turned into a trending hashtag. Sam decided to lean into it, posting more green-tinted selfies! He became “The Green Guy” overnight and even started a series on eco-friendly tips under the same hashtag. Turns out, a little accident opened the door to an unexpected allyship!
When Clara’s dog became a social media sensation with its regular stunts, she thought she would just have fun. They ventured into the world of micro-influencing. Suddenly, every dog-loving brand was reaching out! Clara’s inbox was flooded with requests for partnerships. Each time she created a sponsored post, her followers grew! One day, a major corporate group offered a significant sponsorship. Clara was ecstatic until her dog glitched and chewed through the deal paper, turning the post into an impromptu “Fun with Fido” comedy video! While they lost the deal, the post got hundreds of thousands of views, and Clara learned nothing in the influencer world was guaranteed. Well, except fun – and a well-fed pup!
During a long gown’s unveiling, Rosy accidentally slipped into a TikTok dance challenge mid-event. She went from a fashion icon to unexpected viral sensation in seconds. Captured by a friend’s phone, it led a choreographed dance in front of shocked guests! Instead of mortifying her, her post drew an influx of followers tagging her to dance challenges. Rosy’s clumsiness turned out to be her hidden talent, guiding her into becoming a dancer. She embraced the comments, “Rosy, everyone is looking for the next viral celebrity!” Soon her grace under pressure choreographed her way to dance stardom.
Every year during Thanksgiving, Jake creates a compilation of his family’s food photos for social media. This time, he took it up a notch, adding funny commentary. One dish became a trend when he compared his sister’s salad to a horse’s mane. His mom was furious yet rolled in laughter checking the posts of relatives. The comments section exploded with relatives asking for recipes with sarcastic humor. This went on to become an annual tradition – “Turkey Turns and Meme-Making” thanksgiving, where laughter was the heart of the holiday as everyone got together for heartfelt memes!
After a particular night of partying, Lucy decided to check her Facebook only to find her friends tagged her in an outrageous photo! Everyone had gathered to share their funniest dance moves. Overwhelmed, Lucy jokingly wrote, “When you accidentally create next year’s trend!” To her shock, the post went viral! Everyone uploaded their dance moments with the hashtag #EpicDanceFails. Suddenly, they weren’t just partiers; they became part of a national dancing moment. The result? A year later, they were invited to appear on a comedy special, celebrating the best dance fails from all around!
Every Saturday, Marika and her friends would gather to share their most embarrassing moments over coffee. This time, Marika told the story about how she accidentally posted an unflattering selfie to her boss’s wall. The laughter spread like wildfire! They all decided to film a mockumentary from their coffee sessions and post it on their YouTube channel. It became so popular that they landed a deal with a production company to create their reality show titled “Socially Awkward.” Marika learned that every embarrassing moment could lead to laughter on a larger scale!
As soon as she turned thirty, Rita embraced Instagram and vowed to “live her best life!” She began posting daily about self-improvement, selfies, and funny captions – but only her friends saw them. One day, Rita decided to remove restrictions to gain new followers. The moment she did, she received the most outrageous comment: “You look fabulous for someone in your thirties!” Rita laughed, turned that into a meme, and posted it. Suddenly, her laughs turned into a community of followers who appreciated her relatable struggles. She soon became an online social media guru known for her humor!