The Ultimate Foreign Trip Jokes Collection
Welcome to our comprehensive collection of foreign trip jokes. We’ve gathered over 80 jokes covering every aspect of foreign trip humor.
Short Foreign Trip Jokes
Why do ducks love foreign trips? Because they always have a quack of a time!
I asked the airline if I could take my bag on the foreign trip. They said, “Only if it speaks the language!”
Why did the chicken go to France? To prove it wasn’t a chicken in the kitchen!
My passport is like my bank account: I’m usually low on both when I travel!
Ever heard of the guy who won a foreign trip? He was “in-debt” over the moon!
Why do cows never take foreign trips? Because they’d rather stay at home on the moooooove!
What did one tourist say to the other at the airport? “This trip is gonna take off!”
What do you call a lazy traveler? A “stay-cationer”!
Why don’t ants ever get lost on foreign trips? Because they always take the “ant-tenna”!
My suitcase and I have a love-hate relationship. It hates being packed, and I love packing it!
Why did the scarecrow win an award during his foreign trip? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Just traveled to a country where the coffee is strong and the Wi-Fi is weak. That’s what I call a cultural clash!
I tried to take a picture at the Eiffel Tower, but my camera kept getting “Paris” over and over!
What did the foreign traveler say to his map? “You’ve really lost your sense of direction!”
Why don’t they have clocks on international flights? Because it’s always “time to travel!”
How do you know a trip is foreign? When you can’t even pronounce the city you’re visiting!
What do you call a magician at an airport? A travel vanisher!
Why did the tourist bring a ladder on his foreign trip? He wanted to reach new heights!
Why did the tomato turn red during its foreign trip? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Traveling internationally is great until you realize your phone doesn’t work in “airplane mode”!
What’s a traveler’s favorite game? Monopoly – because you can always “go to jail” for crossing borders!
Why did the bear take a foreign trip? To see if the grass was really greener on the other side!
Of course, your pillow misses you while you’re on a foreign trip! It’s a ‘case’ of homesickness!
Why did the backpack break up with the suitcase? There was too much “baggage”!
What kind of music do travelers love? Anything with a good “beat,” especially while abroad!
Why do tourists love international airports? Because they always have “plenty of flight options”!
My last foreign trip was like a roller coaster… lots of ups, downs, and a few unexpected turns!
A travel guide got mad when his tips were low. He said, “You really don’t have a sense of direction!”
Why did the GPS get quiet during the road trip? Because it couldn’t find “home”!
What’s the difference between a bank and traveling abroad? The bank is full of interest; travel is full of adventure!
I went to a travel agency to find some inspiration, and all they gave me was a brochure of regrets!
Medium Foreign Trip Jokes
Why don’t foreign travelers ever get lost? Because they carry “guides” that can find their way to a good time!
A tourist asked a local in Spain for directions. The local replied, “Just follow the crowd… they’re likely doing the same thing!”
My cousin said he had the best foreign trip ever. I asked him what made it great, and he said, “It was all inclusive… including my bank account being empty!”
Two friends went on a trip abroad. One said, “Did you see the culture?” The other replied, “No, I was too busy trying to understand the menu!”
A guy took a foreign trip and returned with terrible sunburn. I said, “Looks like you really soaked up the culture!”
During my last trip, the only souvenir I managed to get was a bad case of jet lag. Not what I had in mind!
I asked an Italian how to say “delicious” in his language while dining. He leaned over and said, “It’s always about the “pasta!”
Why was the suitcase so good at making friends? It always kept its contents “packed tight” with joy!
At customs, they asked me if I was bringing anything into the country. I said, “Just my dreams and maybe a few overstuffed memories!”
A tourist tried to pay for his breakfast in a foreign country, and the waiter just laughed. The tourist said, “What’s wrong?” The waiter replied, “You can’t ‘out-tip’ me!”
A family decided to go for a foreign trip. The father said, “Let’s make this memorable!” The kids replied, “We mean financially!”
I took a cooking class abroad, but my dish ended up being more of a “culinary crime”!
Why did the foreign traveler bring two books with him? One for reading and one for “not making any new friends”!
I went to a country with an ancient castle. I asked, “What’s it made of?” and the guide said, “History!”
During my trip, my friend kept losing things. I said, “You know there are foreign trips, not foreign losses!”
Why was the map unhappy? It was tired of being taken for “granted” every time we checked it out!
At the airport, I lost my sense of direction AND my luggage! I guess that’s what they call a “double whammy!”
Upon arriving in Japan, I asked someone for sushi advice. They told me, “Just roll with it!”
A traveler walked into a bakery in Paris. He asked, “Do you have any items that go well with ‘disappointment’?” The baker smiled and said, “Only the pastries!”
My friend says he plans to travel the world but has never left his couch. I told him, “Virtual trips don’t count!”
Why do travelers always bring a camera? Because memories last longer than selfies, but we have to try both!
I went hiking on my foreign trip and got lost. But that’s okay; the mountain had a great view on the way down!
Long Foreign Trip Jokes Stories
Once, on a foreign trip, I decided to surprise my friends with a spontaneous visit. Little did I know, my flight was a surprise too—20 hours late! When I finally arrived, my friends greeted me with something unexpected: a party… without me! The twist? They had kept it alive using “Find My Friends” on their phones while I was stuck at the airport with a suspicious sandwich!
On a sightseeing tour abroad, I accidentally joined a group of chefs instead of tourists. They were talking about “flavors” and “seasoning,” and I thought they were referring to travel tips. By the end of the day, I was in charge of cooking dinner for them while giving them my best advice about not “overcooking” the situation. They laughed and put me in the ‘Kitchen Hall of Fame’—a place I didn’t know existed until that moment!
Last summer, I went to Greece and got lost in translation. Trying to ask for a simple “water,” I accidentally ended up ordering seven octopuses! The waiter brought an extravagant platter of seafood, and all I could do was laugh. The highlight was, they all shared my sense of humor, serving it with an apology-drum roll as if it were a special event. That’s when I learned that good food often comes with good memories!
There was a time during my journey to Italy when I thought I’d impress the locals by speaking their language. I tried to say “delicious,” but my pronunciation was so bad that an old man on the street laughed and invited me to join him for dinner – his way of teaching me all the right words. Let’s just say, I left Italy with a new love for pasta and my pronunciation still questionable!
On a trip to Japan, I got into a heated debate with the locals about the best ramen. My friends couldn’t believe I was arguing about noodle thickness. Then, in a twist, they challenged me to a ramen-eating competition. By the end, I was the proud winner by a mere slice of garlic, and the locals dubbed me the “Ramen Champion of Tokyo.” Spirits were high as I welcomed the crown formed from noodle packets!
During a city tour in Spain, my guide kept mixing up the landmarks and the jokes. We were supposed to see a famous cathedral, but ended up in a pirated movie theater that was showcasing mystery films. However, we all agreed the plot twists of real life could compete with “Hollywood.” By the end, we created our own plot and even filmed our comedic version of the “Great Cathedral Adventure.”
Once in Thailand, I decided to try my hand at a cooking class. I walked in confident, ready to showcase my “culinary skills.” But when it came to chopping onions, I had a complete meltdown and started crying! The instructor giggled and told me, “It’s just a part of the dish.” The unexpected tears turned into laughter, and from that day on, I became known as the “cry-baker!”
I took a trip to South Africa and went on a safari. My guide excitedly pointed out a lion, but instead of snapping a picture, I took a moment to clarify why he didn’t attend the last tour. He chuckled and said, “Because it was all too ‘wild’ for him!” After a long laugh, I realized I had officially learned the best way to navigate nature was humor!
Traveling through Canada, I stumbled across a moose that wouldn’t stop staring at me. I jokingly asked him for directions. To my surprise, he responded with a snort! We both burst out laughing, and that moment was captured on a selfie, proving that sometimes the most memorable travel experiences come from unexpected encounters—with moose and humans alike!
One time, during a trip to Brazil, I joined a samba dance class believing I could surprise everyone with my skills. What I didn’t know was that it was an advanced class. Five minutes in, I was sweating bullets and stepping on toes. The instructor laughed and said “You samba like a penguin!” From that day forward, penguins became my dance mascot, and I became an honorary member of the class for the comedy show we had created!
On my visit to Australia, I joined an excursion with people who claimed to be “adventure lovers.” We decided to go kayaking. I hopped on, confident it would be a thrilling success. But the moment we hit the waves, my kayak flipped over. I ended up submerged but came out laughing with a giant wave crashing down. The group had a blast capturing the moment on camera, securing my legacy as the “splash champion!”
During my last foreign trip, disaster struck when I realized my luggage was lost. As I reported it, the airline employee mistook my frantic gestures for unfortunate interpretive dancing and joined in. It became a hilarious performance, drawing a crowd of confused passengers, all wedged together in lost-luggage hell. We ended up forming an impromptu dance troupe while we waited—what a way to turn a crisis into a comedy act!
On a cruise trip, I tried to impress my fellow travelers with my karaoke skills. But it turned out I had signed up for the “nervous breakdown” edition instead! My performance mixed every genre from pop to opera, and while I didn’t hit a single note right, the crowd was in stitches. By the end, everyone dubbed me the “Crisis Crooner” of the cruise!
While visiting the Alps, I agreed to go skiing for the first time. The moment I stepped on the slopes, I realized I was more of a “fall-er” than a “skier.” I tumbled down countless times, but each fall turned into laughter as my friends cheered, shouting, “You ski with style!” It didn’t take long before I was crowned the “Alpine Comedian!” for the most creative ways to come down the mountain!
There was a memorable moment during my journey to India when I was invited to a wedding. Culturally unaware, I wore the first colorful outfit I could find, which happened to blend in with the décor! After mingling for hours, someone finally pointed it out, and I realized why everyone was laughing. I embraced the moment, twirled around, and everyone joined in, turning it into a “dress code gala.”