The Ultimate Knock-knock Jokes Collection
Welcome to our comprehensive collection of Knock-knock jokes! We’ve gathered over 80 jokes covering every aspect of Knock-knock humor.
Short Knock-knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, it’s time to party!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake, what about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery fine day for a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think this joke is funny?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Boo who?
Stop crying, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amo’s up for a good laugh!
Medium Knock-knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door for ages, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I want to be your friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you want to go out for some ice cream?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut judge me for how much I love sprinkles!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome; it was nothing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, it’s cold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-sly, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle up some syrup; I’m starving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Come on, it’s just a joke! Don’t cry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to have some coffee?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
No problem, anytime!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick out this joke, it’s hilarious!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep, now let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the door, hurry up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you; I hope you feel better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, I’m ready for the next joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kart.
Kart who?
Kart you believe this is funny?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
I’m sorry; I shouldn’t have sneezed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for ice cream, how about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you want to hear a joke?
Long Knock-knock Jokes Stories
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control freak who?
Now you say, “Control freak who?”
One day, a young child excitedly ran to his mom and shouted, “Mom, I learned a new joke! Knock, knock!”
His mom went along, smiling, “Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive who?” she asked.
“Olive you, Mom!”
The mom, moved by the innocent declaration, picked him up for a hug, saying, “I love you too!”
Later that day, she overheard him telling his friends, “Guess what? I can make my mom hug me by just telling a knock-knock joke!”
At a family gathering, Uncle Bob felt a little bored and wanted to lighten the mood. He stood up and said, “Alright, I’ve got a knock-knock joke!”
“Who’s there?” the cautious family replied.
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce who?” they played along.
“Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!”
Uncle Bob chuckled, but everyone else just rolled their eyes. Not to be deterred, he went again, “Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Olive!”
“Olive who?”
“Olive you guys! Seriously, why the long faces?”
In a quiet town, a kid named Jimmy planned to impress his friends with the best knock-knock joke of all time. He waited until it was his birthday party and invited everyone. As the time came, he confidently declared, “Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” they answered in unison.
“Tank.”
“Tank who?”
“Tank you for coming to my birthday!”
The room erupted in laughter, and even the parents outside busted into giggles. From that day on, Jimmy was known as the king of knock-knock jokes!
At a local café, two friends, Sarah and John, were enjoying a coffee break when Sarah noticed a woman at the next table looking sad. “What’s up?” she asked.
The woman sighed, “Just dealing with a lot today…”
John, wanting to cheer her up, shouted, “Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the woman replied, intrigued.
“Boo!”
“Boo who?”
“Don’t cry! We’re here to make you laugh!”
She laughed, the weight on her shoulders seeming to lighten, and thanked them for turning her day around! “Maybe I should start using knock-knock jokes too!”
During a long road trip, a dad decided to entertain his kids with some knock-knock jokes. “Knock, knock!” he called out.
“Who’s there?” his son shouted back from the back seat.
“Dishes.”
“Dishes who?”
“Dishes the funniest road trip ever!”
They laughed, and the rest of the trip was filled with their own funny knock-knock creations! By the end, they had a full list of jokes that would entertain them for years to come.
On a chilly evening, two friends, Lisa and Mark, went to a stand-up comedy show. One comedian, trying to spice things up, announced, “Alright, let’s do some knock-knock jokes! Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the audience responded.
“Amos!”
“Amos who?” they replied, fully engaged.
“Amo’s up for some quality humor!”
The entire crowd roared with laughter, and Lisa turned to Mark, grinning, “This might just be the best night out we’ve had!”
A teacher, trying to lighten the mood in class during exams, announced, “Hey class, knock-knock!”
“Who’s there?” the students murmured.
“Tank.”
“Tank who?” they asked, skeptical of the interruption.
“Tank you for being such great students!”
The class broke into smiles, and it shifted the atmosphere, making everyone feel a bit more relaxed before the big test.
At a family reunion, Grandma decided to share some classic knock-knock jokes. “Okay, kids, here’s one! Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the kids replied.
“Harry.”
“Harry who?”
“Harry up and answer! I’m trying to entertain here!”
Everyone burst into laughter, reminding Grandma of her humorous side that the family absolutely adored.
One rainy afternoon, two friends were stuck inside with nothing to do. “Let’s cheer each other up with knock-knock jokes!” Lisa suggested.
“Alright,” replied Jake. “You go first.”
“Knock, knock!” she declared.
“Who’s there?” he asked.
“Olive.”
“Olive who?” he laughed.
“Olive being stuck inside with you!”
From then on, they spent the entire afternoon exchanging knock-knock jokes and creating new ones that would last well into their adulthood.
While waiting at the dentist, a small boy overheard the receptionist talking about a knock-knock joke. Curious, he asked, “What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?”
The receptionist laughed and replied, “Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the boy asked, bouncing with excitement.
“Tank.”
“Tank who?”
“Tank you for being so patient; your turn is coming up!”
He giggled, and when he finally went in, he told the dentist his own version, and they both laughed before the check-up began.
At a wedding, the best man decided to make a toast with a few jokes to lighten the tension. He started with, “Alright folks, knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” everyone shouted back.
“Lettuce!”
“Lettuce who?” they asked, puzzled.
“Lettuce celebrate this beautiful couple today!”
The laughter broke the ice, and soon everyone was sharing their own knock-knock wedding jokes about love and life!
On Halloween, a group of kids went trick-or-treating. One house had a sign that said, “Tell a joke to get candy!” The kids gathered and one bravely stepped up, “Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the homeowner asked.
“Boo.”
“Boo who?”
“Boo-tiful night for candy!”
The homeowner laughed and treated them generously, saying, “Keep them coming, I love a good knock-knock joke!”
In a crowded elevator, a woman decided to lighten the mood. “Alright everyone, it’s time for a knock-knock joke! Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” everyone replied, intrigued despite their grumpiness.
“Howard.”
“Howard who?”
“Howard you like to be stuck in here with me?”
Laughter erupted, and suddenly the atmosphere was cheerful as everyone shared their favorite jokes while waiting to reach their floor!
One night, during a camping trip, a dad gathered his kids around the campfire. “I’ve got the best knock-knock joke!” he announced.
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” the kids responded eagerly.
“Tank.”
“Tank who?”
“Tank goodness we’re camping together!”
They all laughed, and it turned into a night full of storytelling and joke sharing under the stars!
At the end of a long day at school, a group of friends decided to end their day with some fun. They sat in a circle and started throwing knock-knock jokes back and forth. “Knock, knock!” one would start.
“Who’s there?” the rest would ask.
“Annie.”
“Annie who?”
“Annie way I can get a snack?”
Laughter filled the classroom, and they ended their day in high spirits as they walked home, excited to tell their parents about their fun!