The Ultimate Alien Jokes Collection
Welcome to our comprehensive collection of Alien jokes! We’ve gathered over 80 jokes covering every aspect of Alien humor.
Short Alien Jokes
Why did the alien go to school? To improve his “universe-ity” education!
What do you call a space magician? A flying saucer!
How do aliens prefer to communicate? With flying emojis!
Why don’t aliens play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they can see the whole planet!
What do you call an alien with three eyes? An extra eye-lliant!
How do aliens plan their vacations? They check the “galactic” weather report!
Why did the alien break up with the astronaut? He needed space!
What’s an alien’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line, of course!
How do aliens keep their pants up? With asteroid belts!
What do aliens eat for breakfast? A cosmic cereal called “Milky Way Crunch!”
Why did the alien visit the beach? He wanted to find some space sandcastles!
How does an alien like his coffee? With a splash of nebula cream!
What did the alien wear to the party? A space suit with style!
Why did the alien go broke? Because he tried to buy a spaceship with “space bucks”!
How do aliens decorate their homes? With star-studded wallpaper!
What do you call an alien music band? The Cosmic Rockers!
How do aliens throw a party? They planet ahead!
Why did the alien fail school? He kept getting “D’s” in “Earth science”!
What do aliens use to measure their weight? A space scale of course!
How do aliens greet each other? “Take me to your leader!”
What’s an alien’s favorite game? Space Invaders!
What did one alien say to the other during a traffic jam? “Let’s take the warp speed lane!”
Medium Alien Jokes
Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other planet! Unfortunately, he forgot he didn’t have a license. A passing spaceship made him take a detour!
What happens when aliens visit Earth? They take countless selfies to show their friends how weird humans look!
How do aliens tell time? They don’t—earth clocks are way too confusing for them. Instead, they rely on the position of stars in their galaxy!
Why did the alien get kicked out of the bar? He was trying to order a drink with “space cash,” and the bartender didn’t want to deal with intergalactic currency!
What did the extraterrestrial say to the vegetable? “Why so green? Oh right, you’re Earth’s pride! I’ll stick to star veggies!”
Why do aliens love Earth music? Because they can vibe with the rhythms of the universe, but they can’t understand why humans sing about heartbreak!
How come aliens are such great friends? Because they never judge; they just “space” out on ideas together!
What did an alien say after seeing Earth for the first time? “I’ve never seen so much blue! Can we get fries with that?”
Why did the alien start a podcast? He wanted to share his “space-tacular” stories, but the reception from Earth was limited!
How does an alien solve a problem? He calls for reinforcements from his home planet: “Hello? Can you send space reinforcements?”
What did the astronaut say when he met an alien? “Finally, someone who gets my sense of gravity!”
Why are aliens such poor storytellers? Because their narrations often lack a “plot twist”!
What did the alien say to the UFO? “It’s not you; it’s me! I just need some space.”
Why don’t aliens use social media? They get lost in “space” scrolling!
What did one alien say when he saw a cow? “Earth’s livestock sure are out of this world!”
How do aliens clean their ships? With “Asteroid Polish!”
What happens in alien families when someone forgets dinner? Cosmic arguments with lots of “gravy” thrown around!
Why did the alien search online for Earth information? He was looking for “Earthling dating tips!”
What did the alien chef make? “Galactic gumbo with starlight seasoning!”
Why did the alien enroll in Earth history class? To take notes about “what not to do!”
What did the alien say after a long day? “I’m ready to launch into relaxation mode!”
Long Alien Jokes Stories
Once upon a time, on a distant planet far, far away, an alien named Zelo decided he wanted to visit Earth. After years of planning, he finally borrowed his father’s old spaceship and set off. Upon landing, Zelo was puzzled by Earth’s customs. He attempted to blend in but ended up in a fast-food restaurant, ordering a “double cheeseburger with a side of asteroids.” The cashier stared, clearly unsure how to respond. After a long pause, she said, “How about a fries instead?” Zelo scratched his head, “What is fries? Are they like small planets?” They both burst into laughter as the misunderstanding opened up a beautiful friendship.
On a chilly night, two aliens from the planet Glorp decided to visit Earth for some fun. They shapeshifted into teenagers and went to a local dance party. As they entered, one alien pointed out, “Look at the way they move! What is this ‘dance’ game?” The other replied, “I think it’s a mating ritual, let’s join!” They awkwardly tried to imitate the humans, but their lack of coordination led to an accidental human tripping and spilling punch everywhere! Instead of a fight, everyone started laughing, and eventually, Zik and Zog became the life of the party!
An alien named Fleepy landed in a farmer’s field on Earth. Curious about the farm life, he approached the farmer, who was gathering eggs. “What are those shiny objects?” Fleepy asked. “Those are eggs,” the farmer replied. “Eggs, huh? So they hatch into tiny… humans?” Fleepy exclaimed. The farmer laughed heartily, “No, they’re chickens!” Fleepy pondered for a moment and then said, “So you’re saying the chickens are the real aliens here!” They both chuckled, and Fleepy ended up spending the whole day learning about farming.
During a deep space exploration, an alien captain named Blarn discovered a tape recorder left behind by Earth humans. Confused but intrigued, he pressed the play button, listening to songs and earthly sounds. He decided to make his own Earth music! Back on his ship, he gathered his quirky crew and started to create their own hits, thinking they might become famous on Earth. Instead, all their music sounded like weird alien noises. They ended up recording an album titled “Cosmic Tunes,” which would later go viral among eccentric humans! Blarn soon became renowned as the first intergalactic DJ!
A group of aliens decided to visit a popular Earth theme park. Upon arrival, they were amazed by the oddly shaped structures. One alien excitedly suggested they ride the rollercoaster, oblivious to the rules. They jumped in line and soon found themselves screaming through loops and turns. After the ride, one alien felt dizzy and exclaimed, “What kind of gravitational torture was that? Send me back to my home planet!” The rest of the aliens laughed, realizing Earth had its own kind of fun—one they might have to get used to!
One day, an alien named Xorg heard about Earth’s prestigious culinary competitions. He disguised himself as a human chef and entered a baking contest. When it was time to present his “out-of-this-world” pie, the judges were perplexed by the glowing filling. One judge sniffed it and fainted, causing chaos! Instead of being disqualified, the other contestants were intrigued, and soon they opted to feature Xorg’s pie at the event. It became the star attraction, earning him the title of “Intergalactic Bake-off Champion!” On Earth, it was a mess, but for Xorg, it was a victory!
In another part of the galaxy, a curious alien named Ploof wanted to discover Earth’s concept of an “average day.” He decided to live a week as an Earthling. He got a job at a coffee shop, where he struggled to understand the human language. Every day, customers asked for complicated orders! Instead of giving up, Ploof started creating his own drinks: “Cosmic Chocolate, Supernova Latte.” Surprisingly, customers loved them! By the end of the week, Ploof had become the star barista in town, proving even aliens can thrive in Earth’s chaotic environments.
One sultry summer night, an alien spaceship landed in a backyard barbecue. The smell of grilled meat intrigued the crew, and they couldn’t resist checking it out. They introduced themselves and were invited to join the state of festivities. The aliens, confused by grilling, decided to bring their own “intergalactic spices” to enhance the flavors. When humans tasted it, their eyes bulged, and they couldn’t help but dance vigorously to the music, claiming it to be the best barbecue in the galaxy!
One alien teenager, Zinf, was thrilled when his spaceship crashed onto Earth right in the center of a high school. He transformed into a human and began attending classes. One day, during a science experiment, he accidentally levitated his entire desk, causing chaos! Instead of being scared, students cheered him on. Friends started to rely on his “powers” for school projects. Zinf ended up leading a secret club where they all tried to master odd tricks. It became the coolest club, proving even an alien can find acceptance on Earth!
Finally, an alien known as Tork landed in a local park to observe humans jogging. Unable to comprehend “running,” he joined a group of joggers thinking it was a ritual for ascension! When he tried running, he stumbled and fell into the bushes, causing a commotion. The joggers quickly helped him up, and when he explained he just wanted to learn their “elevated movement,” they couldn’t stop laughing. They transformed the incident into a new trend: bush diving! Tork ended up being the ambassador of fitness, merging alien moves with Earth jogging!
These legends of inside intergalactic mischief remind us that humor knows no boundaries, even among aliens and Earthlings alike!